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Dull Night

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:05:12 -0400

Arthur growled to himself, just wanting to sleep but he just couldn’t again. Once again.

“Merlin”, he called out before Merlin reached the door.

Merlin whirled around and jabbed a finger at Arthur. ”You better not be asking me to fix your covers!” Sure, he had much more patience than anyone else seemed to for Arthur’s prattish behavior, but even he had to draw the line somewhere. Even for his best friend. Even for his more than…Merlin focused on glaring at Arthur, purposefully leaving that thought alone.

ethiopienne: fuckyeahsexpositivity: I love this routine,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:59:16 -0400

ethiopienne:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.

—BB

yes to all of this

thecoatinmytrunk: #i absolutely LOVED the way she played this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:59:07 -0400

thecoatinmytrunk:

#i absolutely LOVED the way she played this line #because she sounded so distraught #because even angels who are creatures born to love and sing praises #even angels cannot fathom the depth of the impact dean has made on castiel #even angels cannot imagine how deep his love for dean goes #these are angels who have existed in the glow of god’s love for eternities and they still can’t understand it #lost because castiel has fallen into a love none of them can ever comprehend #she must think he’s gone mad #or that dean is some incredible corrupting force to have stolen her brother from her #lost because she knows and inias knows and all of heaven knows #where castiel’s loyalties lie now #and where they’ll lie forever #i almost feel bad for you hester #because you just don’t understand #castiel isn’t lost #he’s found

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:58:41 -0400

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

mylittlefurballs: She thinks we can’t see her.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:57:53 -0400

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:56:34 -0400

when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:55:43 -0400

when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just

asperlocking: It is said that a butterfly is a sign of the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:55:36 -0400

asperlocking:

It is said that a butterfly is a sign of the king’s return.

Merlin first glimpsed the flash of red wings floating over grey umbrellas that afternoon. He’d sprinted out of the crowd, throwing aside people with shouted, hysterical apologies. He didn’t remember thundering up the stairs to his flat, hardly recalled racing back down the street with the staff in hand. All he could think of was Arthur. Heedless of the chill wind and the icy waters of the lake, Merlin threw himself into the water, shouting Arthur’s name.

Merlin gulped down air, the cold burning at his lungs. He shouted for his king again. A few people gathered on the bank of the lake, pointing at him.

“Arthur!” shouted Merlin, shoving his staff into the water. His chest heaving, a knot tightening in his throat. He fought it back down, choosing instead to bellow, “You great bumbling clotpole, I swear, if this is some kind of trick, if you-“

“You swear what, Merlin?” drawled a voice behind him, and Merlin could have picked that voice out of thousands, unmistakable in its lazy arrogance and gentle humor. “By the gods, you’d think someone had died with the way you’re carrying on.”

Merlin didn’t dare to turn around. Not now. Not after so very long. He felt Arthur’s hand on his shoulder, the touch cautious, but so very warm and alive. Arthur could feel Merlin’s shoulders trembling, watched the curl of his skinny, white fingers tighten around the staff. Merlin turned abruptly, throwing his arms around his friend and the centuries of grief and loneliness came out of him in a tiny, strangled noise.

“Merlin, are you-…?” Arthur froze.

“Just hold me. Please.” Merlin gasped into Arthur’s armor, ignoring the bite of wet, cold steel into his cheeks. His teeth chattered and he shivered violently.

“Nice to see you too,” and Arthur threw his arms around Merlin, pulling his sodden cloak around them both. “Now. Are we going to stand in a freezing cold lake all day, or did you have something else in mind?”

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Commission for NauticalNymph. Here it is on my dA.

Ficlet and art inspired by this piece: dA / tumblr. Thanks to Ptelly!

Photoshop CS-4 / Wacom Intuos 3.

carryonfaith: dekutree: i choked on my water the second i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:55:07 -0400

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

Dull Night

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:53:52 -0400

jayledude:

Arthur pouted and let out a frustrated and loud sigh, falling down back on the bed again.

“Just go already, okay?” he muttered.

Merlin huffed and started towards the door. ”Fine, but you can’t complain tomorrow!” He knew that wouldn’t really help any, but he felt he needed to say it as a last parting shot.

thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:49 -0400

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:41 -0400

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:47:55 -0400

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:47:44 -0400

Dull Night

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:39 -0400

blueyedprinceofcamelot:

“Do what?!” Arthur snapped, then sitting up again, totally frustrated with pretty much everything at the moment.

Parchment secured in his pocket, he had no reservations about stalking over to Arthur. ”Scare me like that! And stop kicking your covers around! You’re not a child, and you’ll complain tomorrow about how mussed they all are and make me put them right again!”

stony coffeeshop!au

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:29:27 -0400

starkedcapsicle:

Tony didn’t stop walking though as Steve followed after him. His lips curled into a wolfish grin. He waved jubilantly as he walked out the door, “I’ll see you tomorrow Blondie. Same time, don’t be late.” And he certainly intended to see Steve the next day, there was no doubt about that.

After leaving the coffee shop, Tony found he was in a considerably better mood. Still he would have to deal with planning lessons for the damn class he had to teach, as well as filling deadlines for his research supervisor, but at the moment he still had a month before classes started again. And so, Tony Stark drank his coffee on the way to the lab where he proceeded to spend the rest of his day. Well, the rest of his day until he was nudged awake after falling asleep on his keyboard and told to go sleep or he’d be locked out of the lab for a week. The genius had considered stopping by the coffee shop on his way home, but it was seven in the afternoon by then and he doubted Blondie would still be working. So he went straight home and passed out on the couch, after barely being able to step out of his shoes. Thirty six hours of insomnia was a pretty average stretch when he was working, but he hasn’t fully recovered from Sunday, Monday,&Tuesday’s insomnia yet -having slept 6 hours Tuesday night he’d been up since. However, this time he slept a good 13 hours -not stirring until sun blared through the window coverings at 8 am.

Waking up was a slow process, but Tony managed a shower and clean clothes easy enough. He was wake enough by then to drive to the coffee shop -having had a wind hair to be a show off. Today he’d pricked the cherry red 1973 corvette to drive, so he was sure Steve -and everyone in the vicinity- would see him coming.

Steve didn’t even get a chance to tell the man he was working a later shift the next day. He couldn’t exactly run out the door after him; his boss would kill him, after firing him. So he gave up and went back behind the counter, absentmindedly accepting the cup of hot chocolate he was handed.

He looked down at it, lips twisting into a frown. The man had paid for it, and it would be a shame to let it go to waste…he took a sip, then sighed softly. It was exactly what he’d needed, following a hellish week of classes, but he wasn’t sure if the man had been looking out for him. He’d been looking at him so intently, it was almost as if he was interested. And that was the second time Steve had considered the man was attracted to him. He decided that there wouldn’t be a third time.

The rest of the day was devoted to studying. Again. He had an essay due in one of his classes that he hadn’t been able to start yet, and this was his only chance to write it. So he buckled down, fortified by the drink the man had bought him, and finished the entire thing.

It was two in the morning when he finished, and he was immensely thankful for the later shift he’d managed to secure for that day. As he got into bed, he spared another thought for the man that wanted to see him tomorrow. He felt tempted to send an email to the opening manager, to tell the man he was sorry, but he fell asleep before he could do anything.

castianity-and-kayleigh: ohhmisha: Found this on a bulliten...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:15:06 -0400

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

cumber-porn: karz4kidz: bittergrapes: faeiouck: MY SISTER...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:14:18 -0400

cumber-porn:

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

wtf! how?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:10:07 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:09:25 -0400